i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
