sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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