i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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