At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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