just come out here and I will go home with you...
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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