yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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