Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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