I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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