maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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