i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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