Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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