My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Randomize