It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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