They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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