so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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