Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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