why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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