what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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