whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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