sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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