her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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