Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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