chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
