Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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