It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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