i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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