it hurts more in the daytime
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
