My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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