I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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