I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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