so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
