you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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