I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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