After last night, I could never be a politician.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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