"it" just moved
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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