Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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