Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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