would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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