I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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