he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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