I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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