i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
All the doctor said was why
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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