she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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