Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
