If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
someone owes me an orgasm
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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