can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i now understand why vodka
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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