your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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