You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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