Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
high people should be assigned attendants
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Randomize
