Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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