Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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