She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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